American Road Trip (Hetalia Fanfic)

"I'm Tired!!"

"YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME!!!"

"But Germany….."

"Be quiet!"

"America, pull over we've been driving for hours and it's late."

"Yeah, I need my beauty sleep!"

"Stop complaining France!"

"Well I need my beauty sleep! I don't want to end up looking like you in the morning."

"What!!??"

"Everyone shut your holes!! I'm pulling up to a hotel now!!"

America pulls his van into an old, crappy hotel. Hey, it's the only hotel for miles. Where else are they supposed to go?

"O God, America, you must be kidding!"

"NOPE!! Hahahaha!"





AMERICAN ROAD TRIP


"This is ridiculous!!" Germany vents to himself as the allies and axis enter the hotel. "I can't believe America and those damn allies dragged us on a vacation road trip with them!! All they do if fight with each other!!"

The group enters the lobby of the hotel that is equally as run down as the outside. A man approaches them and introduces himself.

"Hello I'm Percy, I'll be catering to your needs this evening." He says with a bow.

His cloths are torn and he looks like he was just dragged of the street.

"Hey this place is small! How many rooms do you have in here?" America asks as he looks down the hallways that must lead to the rooms.

"We have four rooms!" Percy says cheerfully. "With one bed in each room!" He winks at them "Looks you guys need to share!"

"You're kidding!!...Well, I guess we do need to share. We don't really have another choice. It's already ten o'clock." Germany says. "Here" He picks up a small note pad and writes numbers on the sheets of paper, then folds them up and places them on the table. "I wrote two of each number from one through four. Choose your number then go with the other person who has the same to you room."

Italy runs up and picks his first, then Germany. "Hey, we both got number one!" Italy cheers. "Let's go to our room Germany!"

Percy points to room one and Germany and Italy walk up and go inside. Meanwhile, everyone else picks there number and as you can imagine there was a lot of bickering.

"O no!! I got room two!! I will not share a bed with that British slob!!" France exclaims.

"This is ridiculous! Out of all these people I get you!!!" England complains. "I demand a different room!! Let me have room three!!"

"To late!!" Percy says as he grabs England and France's arms and gives them a push. "Room two is right down that hall!! Enjoy!"

The two continue to fight as the walk down the hall and enter their room.

"O, looks like I got room number three!!" China exclaims.

"Me too! What a coincidence." Russia smiles.

"Room three is right up those stairs! Enjoy!!" Percy says with a grin.

"Okay thanks." Russia says as he happily walks up the stairs with China.
(A little to happily)

"Well, looks like room four is just us dude!!!" America yells as he puts his arm around Japan's shoulder.

"O yay!" Japan whispers with sarcasm. America's loudness scares him a little.

"Room four is right around that corner!" Percy says as he points to the right hallway. "Have a nice night!!" He says as he starts to walk out the hotel door.

"Wait! Where are you going?" America asks.
Percy laughs. "I'm not sleeping in this dump!" He walks out the door and drives away in an old pick up truck that was parked in the back.

"We better get to our room." Japan says.

"Yeah your right!!!!" America responds "We have a lot more adventuring to do tomorrow! We need some rest!"

America and Japan go into room four.

10:30 P.M in Room 1 Shared by Italy and Germany

Germany looks around the room. He sees a small bed with a blanket, a television, and a little room that must be the bathroom in the corner.

"We'll at least the room looks a little nicer than the lobby." Germany sighs.

Italy jumps on the bed and pulls out his bag that has pajamas in it. He and Germany change.

"This is nice! We're sharing a bed just like at your house Germany!"

"Ya, I wonder who Japan is stuck with."

10:35 P.M in Room 4 Shared by Japan and America

"HAHAHA!!! No way Tony!! Dude, tell me more! I love theses jokes!!"

Japan changed into his night cloths and got into bed as soon as they entered their room. Even though America said he was going to sleep he decided he would give Tony a call first. Now, America has been talking (screaming) on the phone for half an hour keeping poor Japan up.

"How can someone talk to an alien for all this time?" Japan muttered to himself as he pulled the covers over his face.

10:45 P.M in Room 2 Shared by France and England
(…….. O, God)
"I want the left side of the bed!!"

"Maybe I do too!"

"What kind of hotel is this??!! Our bed doesn't even have sheets or a blanket!! It's just a mattress."

France and England have been fighting back and forth about nothing for 45 minutes now. Eventually they decide to just give up and get into the bed together.

11:00 P.M in Room 3 Shared by Russia and China
"Isn't this nice China? We have a whole room just for the two of us." Russia says with a smile. (He really likes sharing a room with China)

"Yeah I guess it's better than nothing. Although it sucks that we don't have any sheets or blankets. That Percy guy didn't give them to us. Ass."

Even though the two are on a bare mattress they soon fall asleep.

11:30 P.M in Room 4 Shared by America and Japan
America FINALLY got of his phone with Tony and got ready for bed. Japan had fallen asleep.

"DUDE!!!" America yells "Wake up!!"

Japan awakes with a jump. "What? Is something wrong!!??" he asks.

"No I just wanted to ask you if you think it's really hot in this hotel. Not like that chick I saw yesterday but hot like temperature wise."

"Um…….no"

"OKAY! Since that Percy dude left us alone I'm gonna go turn the thermos stat down."

America walks around the hotel looking for the thermos stat (It doesn't take him long since it's so small) He comes across it in the corner wall of the lobby.

"OK here we go. It's at 70 degrees Fahrenheit now so if I put is at 30 degrees it should be a little cooler right?" America says to himself as he lowers the temperature in the hotel to 30 degrees.

"O well!" America continues to talk to himself as walks back into his room and jumps in the bed under the covers. "I may have turned it down a little to much. Luckily, if it gets that cold in here we all have blankets to keep us warm right? Hahahaha!!"

(If only you were right about that America)

Japan and America fall asleep (under their covers) as the temperature slowly falls to 30 degrees throughout the whole hotel.


11:45 P.M. in Room 1 Shared by Italy and Germany

Italy and Germany were the first to fall asleep about 45 minutes ago. They are snug under the covers even though the temperature has fallen to 55 degrees. Italy snuggled up to Germany in his sleep and rested his head on Germany's chest. Neither of them wakes up.  The cold seems to have no effect on them

11:50 P.M. in Room 2 Shared by France and England
The temperature is 50 degrees. The air conditioning system turned itself on due to America's stupid move. The two settled into bed (A.K.A. a mattress with no covers) and found it hard to sleep. One would drift off and then the other would turn and awake the drifter. This repeated for about an hour.

"France! You woke me up!! AGAIN!"

"Well, you woke me up the first two times! Maybe I wouldn't be twisting and turning if it wasn't so COLD in here!"

"Well, what do you expect?! Were in a crappy hotel in the middle of nowhere!"

"Whatever, now you got me mad and I can't sleep." France got up from his side of the bed. "I'm gonna look around and see if there are and blankets for us."

France digs through a cabinet and finds a small blanket that seemed almost child size. It would never cover two grown men…………..unless

"England, this is all they have." He holds up the little blanket.

"You've got to be bloody kidding me."

12:00 A.M. in Room 3 Shared by Russia and China
By now the temperature is 40 degrees. China has woken up. Shivering on his side of the bed (mattress). He would do anything for a blanket right now.  China looked at Russia who is still sound asleep. He must be used to the cold. He gives Russia a nudge and he wakes up.

"China? What is it?" Russia asks.

"O nothing besides the fact that it's FREEZING in here." China hugs himself with his arms and watches for Russia's reaction.

"Yeah I guess it's a little chilly in here." Russia says. He gets out of bed and grabs his fluffy coat and his scarf out of his travel bag. He walks back over and sits down on the bed. He gets his scarf and raps it around China's neck. Then, he lies down on his back and holds his coat over him, motioning for China to lie down under the coat. China looks away for a second but decides he really has no choice unless he wants to freeze to death. China slowly lies on top of Russia. Russia pulls his warm coat over the two of them. He gives a sweet smile to China. China blushes a bit, for some reason he kinda likes this…….Not just for warmth but…..He likes sleeping with Russia……He likes Russia. China cuddles into Russia's chest and the two happily fall asleep.

12:10 A.M. in Room 2 Shared by France and England
The temperature has finally fallen to 30 degrees. England and France we're exhausted so they decided to just give up on fighting and got back on their mattress. England rested on his back and France snuggled close to him so they could both fit under the tiny blanket. No words were exchanged between the two of them. This was defiantly the most awkward moment they have ever had together. (And that's saying something) But it also seemed kind of nice. They almost enjoyed being this close to each other instead of fighting. Eventually, sleep overcame both of them.

12:30 A.M. in Room 1 Shared by Italy and Germany
Italy slowly opened his eyes. He jumped a little when he noticed he was cuddling with Germany. Well, actually it seemed like Germany was cuddling with him! Germany's arm had found it's way around Italy's waist. He held him almost as if he was protecting him from something.

"Germany wake up." Italy poked his cheek to try and wake him.

Germany slowly opened his eyes and gasped when he noticed he was holding the Italian in his arms. He blushed and sat up in the bed releasing Italy from his hold. Germany instantly reacted to the cold and the romantic moment was lost.

"What the hell?! It must be below freezing in here! Who turned the AC on?! How can this crappy hotel even have an AC?? Stay here Italy, I'm going to turn up the heat and yell at whoever was dumb enough to do this!" With that being said, Germany got out of bed and went to the lobby to see if he could find the thermos stat. Eventually, he came across it in the corner and took a look. "O my God! Someone turned this thing down to 30 degrees! Are they nuts!? Maybe it was that Percy guy. Where is he anyway?" Germany turned the dial back up to 70 degrees were it used to be.

"Ugh! It's going to take an hour to get this old shack warm again. It's so cold I need a jacket! Where are those other rooms? I'm gonna go wake those idiots up so we can all freeze together!"

Germany went down the hall to his right and came across a door that said Room 2 on the side. He opened the door and guess what he saw?

12:40 A.M in Room 2 Shared by France, England, and now Germany!
Germany stared in awe at France and England sound asleep, snuggling under probably the smallest blanket he had ever seen.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

"Wah!!" France and England both woke, startled and embarrassed.
"What the bloody hell are you doing in here?!" England asked pushing France away from him, both blushing like mad.

"Did either of you touch the thermos stat?"

"We did nothing of the sort!! All we did was sit here in the cold!!" France yelled.

"It looks like you did more than that!!"

"No! We did not! England is no where near good enough for me!"

"What is that supposed to mean?" England asked with rage in his eyes.

"Why do you care?!"

"What? I don't!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!!!" Germany actually got them to be quit for once. "Let's go find the others."

"Ugh, fine. I'm never going to be able to fall asleep anyway." France said as he slowly got out of bed with England behind him.

12:50 A.M in Room 3 Shared by Russia and China
China and Russia were still cuddled together happily asleep. Suddenly, their door flies open, waking them up.

"O God! Not you guys too!! What is wrong with you people? Is it Cuddle Fest or something??!!"  

China got up of Russia. His face as red as a tomato. "We were just trying to stay warm!! We didn't have any blankets!"

"Same here!!" England interjected. "All we had was a dumb mattress!!"

"Everyone calm down. I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for all this" Russia said as he stood up. "Here China, take my coat. I'm used to the cold." Russia placed his coat on China's shoulders. "Thanks." China smiled sweetly at him.

"Alright, let's go find America and Japan. It had to be one of them that put us all in this mess." Germany said as everyone followed him.

1:00 A.M. in Room 4 Shared by America and Japan
The door slowly opened waking Japan. He looked up to see Italy staring at him.

"Italy? What is it?" he whispered trying not to wake up America.
"O nothing, I was just looking for Germany, he left our room all mad about how cold it is in here."

Japan got out from under his blanket and shivered. "O no. America must have turned the AC on when he said it was to hot in here!"

With that Germany and the others pushed into the doorway. "Italy? What are you doing in here?"

"I was just looking for you and happened to come across Japan's room! It turns out America made it cold in here." Italy said with a smile that slowly faded as he looked at the other nation's angry faces.

"AMERICA!!" Germany screamed as he ran into the room and attacked him.

"What did I do bra!!? Why are you mad?" He asked in distress.

"Gee, why don't you get out of bed a feel how cold it is?"

"O….Hahahaha…..yeah…..oops…"

"OPPS?" England yelled in anger. "You made me cuddle with him!!!!" He pointed to France. "That's it!!! It's ON!!!"

"Yeah, now you all get to see what happens when you mess with MY beauty sleep!!!!!!!!!!"


And with that the whole group started fighting creating World War 3. After a few months of this Poland got involved, he surprised everyone with his army of a million ponies, thus nicknaming the war as 'The War of A Million Ponies'. After that Poland took control of everyone on the planet and forced them all to pretend to be his ponies. He then made his workers paint all major landmarks hipster pink and announced Warsaw as the capital of Russia.

THE END!